I got this as a forward...and thought it was funny....and yet sad at the same time! I thought this would be an interesting list for us to read...and for those of you who don't get why some of them are funny...maybe you should take a deeper look at Clinton.
THIS IS NOT SO HARD -- EVEN A CAVE MAN CAN DO IT....
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding
Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology
in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are lessaffected
by cyclical documented changes in the earth'sclimate and more
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach
fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same
kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but
loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supportscertain
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem
are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas
Edison, and A.G. Bell.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist,but
racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a
very nice person.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't
worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't
been in charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in
jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the
Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United
22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the
day off on Christmas Day ..........but it's not okay to say "Merry
Ready to vote???